Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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