i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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