i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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