And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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