just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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