I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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