Cold hands, warm shart.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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