Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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