The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My life is pants optional.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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