The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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