I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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