you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the condom got lost in my hair
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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