And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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