spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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