what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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