He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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