how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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