Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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