I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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