S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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