he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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