I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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