it wasn't lemon gatorade
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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