She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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