ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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