You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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