I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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