Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My balls are so social today.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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