butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Randomize