i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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