I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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