Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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