Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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