And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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