I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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