I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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