Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
