Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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