He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
