Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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