Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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