You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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