Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Randomize
