So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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