are you so shy because you have an std?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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