Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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