I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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