who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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