he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
