Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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