Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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