fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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