1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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